You Know Your Shorts Are Too Short If
- You stick to your chair as you try to sit up
- You keep pulling down each side of your shorts as you walk down the hallway
- Your posterior tends to try and make an appearance when you walk or bend over
- Your shorts' legs are not parallel to the ground...they start to ride up toward your gluteus maximus in a V shape
- Your pockets are longer than the fabric covering your legs
- You've seen underwear that covers more
- You consider wearing spandex shorts because you just can't stand the paleness of your upper haunches
- You're undergarments add color definition to your shorts
- You can feel a breeze where there ought not to be one
*If you find these shorts in the picture attractive and want to spend $60 bucks, you can get them here*
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