Showing posts with label funny sayings. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny sayings. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

From the Mouth of Babes

After talking about the cold war...
"Name me one country that is a superpower"
"Flying!"


On a Cold War Exam
“I am about to tell you about the Cold War. So get a scarf and sweater…
  The Cold War relates to today due to
  War because war will not end for a long time
  It is also related due to nuclear
  Weapons. Just like Iran has today.
  Those are only a few I have…So how
  About you. (literally, I’m curious again)
  PS: You might want a thermos of cocoa for
  The other cold war stories”


"It's a left handed mug!"

"I broked it"

"Duct tape can fix anything but stupid, but it can shit it up for a while"

"Do you ever think that when Chinese people get a happy meal they think-hey I made this?"

"I thought Vietnam was a battlefield...wait people live there?"

"There was this thing that happened, & it led to this other thing happening, & another thing happened and it led to the Civil War"

"Does 'book' stand for something?"